I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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