someone threw a dead crab at me
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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