Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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