Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
whose ass print is on the piano?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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