ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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