I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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