I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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