Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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