try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
