Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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