Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Damn victory sex feels great
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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