he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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