Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
The ass gains better be worth it
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