ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
