This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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