The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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