i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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