Reggie can tackle my bush.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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