Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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