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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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