Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have fence marks all over my body
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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