She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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