She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Randomize
