i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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