I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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