You're so nebulous sometimes
Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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