i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
only if we run a train.
done.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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