i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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