Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
this is an emotional support booty call
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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