I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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