I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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