Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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