I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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