that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Welp...herpes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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