ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize