a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
wow bdsm is so cute
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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