Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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