I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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