Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
