She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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