Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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