what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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