how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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