I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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