never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Goodbee
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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