it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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