I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.