in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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