Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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