I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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