He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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