Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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