her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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