id be glad to
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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