I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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