why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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