You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i think my cat just said my name.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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