drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just saw a hot homeless man
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Enjoy the penises
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
